30 Days of Television
Day 26 OMG WTF? Season finale

One thing I’ve learned is you can always count on True Blood for a WTF? season finale. They never make a damn bit of sense, and you have to wait a year to find out that what you guessed would happen was completely wrong.
Last Night’s True Blood
Once-st again, Sookie is the damsel in distress that is saved just in the nick of time by one of her many male admirers. The Klan gives Sam time to put Sookie down and then come after them. Meanwhile, Hoyt gets chomped on until Sookie finally makes mention that he’s even there.
Hoyt is rushed off the hospital, but everyone is concerned about how Sookie is doing.
Just another day in Bon Temps.
OMG YAS Joe and Rutina! …. Alan Ball uh you tried.
Nice try Alan, you limp noodle. Rutina gettin’ it.
Oh Alan…
Lafayette clearly gives voice to what I’ve been saying for 5 seasons now.
I would like to go to a crowded restaurant.
Stand on a table.
And simply stare at everyone just like this, to see how long before they’re all creeped out.
I’m putting this on my bucket list of bawse behavior.
That nerdy white guy who’s just happy to be in the presence of the cool kids.
"I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name!"
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Pam, True Blood
(I. Co-Sign.)
-faps-
shamelessly objectifying this man.
the things I would do to this man smh




