Posts tagged the hayle?.

notesonascandal:

sojourner-truth-or-dare:

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

Forest Whitaker was frisked at a store in NYC on Friday after an employee accused him of stealing. He was frisked in plain view of everyone. Of course, the pat down produced nothing. The employee then reportedly beg the Academy Award winning actor not to tell store management in fear that the episode would cost him his job. Forest, in turn, asked that the store change their behavior and treat the public in a fair and just manner in the future. See, not even an Academy Award can stop a Black man from being criminalized. Liberated from NewsOne. 
Via Black In Public, Black Out Loud, and Black On Purpose!

Y’all frisked FOREST FUCKING WHITAKER?!
See…now…these ign’ant muhfuckas….
I’m going to read. In the jacuzzi fucking tub because they are gonna make me harlem shake them into death.

Word? Ok.

What the…
Mr. Whitaker, sir, are you okay? These sum’bitches… that employee needs to be straight up fired. And no one in the store said anything??? They just stood there and watched? Not one person in that store knew who he was?
That’s like asking James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Lawrence Fishburne… Man, see, nawl.
 
 

notesonascandal:

sojourner-truth-or-dare:

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

Forest Whitaker was frisked at a store in NYC on Friday after an employee accused him of stealing. He was frisked in plain view of everyone. Of course, the pat down produced nothing. The employee then reportedly beg the Academy Award winning actor not to tell store management in fear that the episode would cost him his job. Forest, in turn, asked that the store change their behavior and treat the public in a fair and just manner in the future. See, not even an Academy Award can stop a Black man from being criminalized. Liberated from NewsOne. 

Via Black In Public, Black Out Loud, and Black On Purpose!

Y’all frisked FOREST FUCKING WHITAKER?!

See…now…these ign’ant muhfuckas….

I’m going to read. In the jacuzzi fucking tub because they are gonna make me harlem shake them into death.

Word?
Ok.

What the…

Mr. Whitaker, sir, are you okay? These sum’bitches… that employee needs to be straight up fired. And no one in the store said anything??? They just stood there and watched? Not one person in that store knew who he was?

That’s like asking James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Lawrence Fishburne… Man, see, nawl.

 
 

samandriel:

FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT WHAT’S THE NEAREST PLANET WITH A BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE I CAN GO TO

Excuse me?

teeniechoppa:

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ludicrouscupcake:

ghostula:

i v’E BEEN AughLING aT THIS GIF FOR 34849238888888888 YEARS

HIS FUCKING HORROR.


What the devil is this y’all got me looking at. LOL!
 
 

teeniechoppa:

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ludicrouscupcake:

ghostula:

i v’E BEEN AughLING aT THIS GIF FOR 34849238888888888 YEARS

HIS FUCKING HORROR.

What the devil is this y’all got me looking at. LOL!

living-healthy-for-life:

misscoco:

Reblogging again because it’s fucking important.

I know people are reblogging this (1,774 times to be exact) but what has been done about this. Where are the protesters? Where are the petitions?!? Can someone please tell me! 
 
 

living-healthy-for-life:

misscoco:

Reblogging again because it’s fucking important.

I know people are reblogging this (1,774 times to be exact) but what has been done about this. Where are the protesters? Where are the petitions?!? Can someone please tell me! 

thegoddamazon:

super-eklectic1:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

he’s a keeper

THE NIGHT BLOGGERS ARE HERE

 
 

We’ve learned … Sesame Workshop lawyers recently met with a 23-year-old man who claims he and Clash began a sexual relationship 7 years ago … when he was 16 and Clash was 45. 

Clash has acknowledged to TMZ he had a relationship with the young man — but insists it only took place AFTER the accuser was an adult.

one time in class the subject of ass washing came up

ghdos:

send-in-the-clowns:

everyone was of course like, “yeah, that’s my main priority in the shower. wash the booty.”

and one guy seriously looked so taken aback and said, “ew! what the fuck is wrong with you guys? why would I touch my ass in the shower? I mean, I’ll wash the cheeks, but why the fuck would I even go near my asshole? I’m not a faggot.”

son

you mean to tell me you got sticky buns 24/7? all because you’re afraid of turning yourself gay?

LOLwut?

 
 

ghdos:

zuky:

mariposaroja:

This did not happen right?!

This did in fact happen. And Marc Lamont Hill came right back, without skipping a beat, with a wide grin, “And you look like a cocaine user!”

This is how I know I’m uncivilized because I would’ve back-slapped the ever-loving shit out of that N’ had that been me.

 
 

luvvdivine:

escapedgoat:

craiving-my-mcspookies:

adriofthedead:

apollospecter:

brokage:

bannanniee:

spookyifidoit:

4chan’s tricked Bieber fans into shaving their heads, convincing them that he has leukemia. #BaldForBieber was trending on Twitter earlier. 

LOL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Oh my God…

so who’s gonna be the one to break it to them

oH MY GOD

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But wait doe! Is this real life right now, bruh?

 
 

ghdos:

zumainthyfuture:

nathoisking:

i think this really happened

what the hell…….

LMFAO. Wow.

What the hell is happening here? LOL!

 
 

kingjaffejoffer:

katnisseverbeens:

themulattokat:

outside the office by some guy who works next door.

he told me I was a work of art and wants to get to know me after work.

wut. lol

no thanks

One time I had a dude stop me at the mall and say:

“Excuse me, goddess. Can I have a moment of your time?”

Those first two instances sound like polite gestures, what exactly do you want a nigga to say? I get that you weren’t interested, but it doesn’t sound like they did anything wrong. 

Some women just ain’t satisfied unless a nigga is cat-calling and pretty much slapping her on the ass as she walks by. It probably throws off the equilibrium of their universe when a man actually approaches them correctly.

Nevertheless, these chicks need to pull head from ass and just say they weren’t attracted to the guys, thereby felt some type of way, and keep it pushing.

Ok, Lemme Get This Out…

yellowblowngreen:

siezetheday-ra:

seoulmama:

the-dopeness-in-me:

I can’t go anywhere without seeing a mixed child. Like Wtf ? I am really tired of  black men always fucking white women… I mean, I have nothing against dating the opposite race but the thing is THESE SO CALLED BLACK MEN are messing around with the white women WHILE they’re dating the black women . DO YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU’RE HURTING PEOPLE?! Yes, I know black women can be a little hectic sometimes but you wanna know why doe ? BECAUSE Black Women always get put down-black men just can’t stay faithful. Listen, There’s some black women out there that ain’t alla bout sass.. I mean I’m not stopping you from dating the opposite race, but if you’re dating someone and you’re not happy in the relationship JUST LEAVE. There’s black women out there that are beautiful too ! Lol, I hope alla this made sense…

Phew, Black Men… Get this threw your head.. 

Allow me to quote: “Listen, There’s some black women out there that ain’t alla bout sass..”

But……your entire ‘rant’ was……

What I just read on a lesbian page on facebook

confessionsinprose:

Hi, I am a forty year old stud. I own a car shop and make pretty good money. I wear my strap constantly and I am heavyset taking hormones to increase testosterone. I have been with my girl(23) for two years and she doesn’t know I’m a woman. We have a lot of good sex. Well she got pregnant and is very excited about having my child. I got angry and asked if she cheated on me, to which she lied and said no. She even told me I can have a DNA test when the baby comes because she is that sure… what to do what to do? Also I was sleeping with her mother first and she knows about me but I have to pay her $300/week not to talk.


umm…what…what…what…what

I just.

What

Wait…what?
 
 

Wait…what?

thebakerschronicles:

My friend took his damn alligator to petco

Sir. What are you doing, sir?
 
 

thebakerschronicles:

My friend took his damn alligator to petco

Sir. What are you doing, sir?