…Oh. Well that settles it.

lesbihonestsays:

Welp. (Taken with Instagram)

Every time. EVERY time. Only I don’t ask for it; it’s what I get.

Is that the norm now? You meet someone, and trading pics via text means showing off your no-no regions?

I must be old.

Welp.

Spend hours looking at porn. 

Until you find the perfect one to masturbate to. 

Then get disgusted by it afterwards.

And there it is.

youngladylost:

*has a seat *

Well then.

raekeyana:

keepitmoist:

THIS

ALL of this.

Ungodly.

THIS!

privatepirouettes:

parkermckenna:

lmao.

true story

oligodendrocytes:

Pretty much.

This. Relevant.