Oh my gahhh, my ex did my laundry for me once. I. Was. Pissed. at how it all turned out because he threw everything in to “conserve”. Colors faded in blotches and patches. Fucked up underwire in bras.
Dufus, how do you think my clothes last so long? Because I take very good care of them.
But I’ve digressed……
And because the shit is fan-fucking-tastic.