Why does Scrappy talk like he’s perpetually chewing on marshmallows? Why is Karlie having a promotional photoshoot when she has nothing to promote? Why am I officially HERE for Joseline Hernadez??? Getchu a piece of my recap of last night’s “Love and Hip Hop ATL.”
“Kirk needs to say stuff with his chest, not his wrist.” I been saying this since episode 1!! He’s a man, don’t get me wrong, but he definitely seems like a passenger seat beta man. Rasheeda is the alpha in that house, and I has the sads for him. I just want him to grab hold of his balls and say “No, bitch!” just one good time.
I been Team Joseline the whole time. Why? Because she knows what she is and has been completely unapologetic about it. She has been realer than MiMi has been to herself. And the fact that she attacked Steebie instead of misplacing her anger at “the other woman”.
I wanted Karlie to win in the beginning, but she’s phonier than a $3 bill. Like Joseline said, maybe LA folks are just built like that. Even though a lot more time passes on the show than we see in the episodes, I’m not here for her and Zino’s fly-by-night “whirlwind romance”.