Miguel
I’m still laughing.
“Bruh, remember that time Miguel dropped 2 chicks at the BMA’s?” This will never, EVER die.
Serious Discussion Time?
How many of y’all could survive if society went back to the trade and barter system? Let’s be honest here because some of y’all would starve if your microwave broke.
Meaning I would have to grow what I could and then trade for what I don’t have? I don’t know the first thing about that. I’d move back to Mississippi because it’s a big agriculture state. I’d find me the nearest farmer and throw this ass at him in marriage to ensure I wouldn’t go without.
How to survive 101.
Cassie is the Carmelo Anthony of music. Winning will never be in the cards for her.
Started tumblr’n October 2010.
Going all the way back through my archives now…. I had no objective, no direction, no vision for what I wanted my online presence to be or how I wanted it to affect my blog.
Took me all this time to get the point I’m at now.
private relationships are the best relationships.
you don’t have to tell your business to your friends.
any problems you two have, keep it between yall & settle it like grown people.
because the minute you step out looking for comfort is the minute your foundation is gonna start crumbling.
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
Tyrion Fuckin’ Lannister.
I rolled around on the bed in all my feels at this scene. Joffrey—your days are numbered, kid.
Why does the day go by so fast?
Why has life dealt me this hand.
I am now back to sharing a phone and a car with my mother. How…did I get here?
Minor Differences by The Oatmeal. Oodles more can be found here.
LOL! Old men in the locker room.. Man listen, old dudes have no shame whatsoever. They have done enough in this life to be like fuck it.
I had a nurse give me grief once about hair on my arms when I had to give blood, and everyone was having trouble finding my veins (like always).
Okay 1) I don’t have long ass wolf hairs. You can see my skin just fine. And 2) Really? You thought that appropriate to say to me? On your job? I’m having to be stuck with a needle several times over until you bastards find a vein, and you’re asking me “you don’t shave your arms?”
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
And women go through hours upon hours of that. Giving birth several times.
And then there are women like me who go through that every month with severe cramping.
We women have a high tolerance for pain like you wouldn’t believe.
This dress gives me life…walking in the middle of the street. #PalmSprings #juicycouture
I want all the sundresses and sandals this summer.
Justin Bartels, Impression
‘The series focuses on the clothing that women think they should wear, or are told what to wear, to impress someone in a sexual manner. There is a physical mark that is left from these clothes, showing the discomfort women go through.’
It didn’t really occur to me until now that those marks really shouldn’t be there. I’ve just gotten so used to them.
I have experiences of my own I could share, more so to do with being fat and girdles and long bras and……
Girls learn at a young age that beauty is pain, and it’s taught to us in a light manner with a smile, usually from women we trust like our moms. So, after a while, you don’t see the marks.
